Monday, September 26, 2011

Questions you Can Never Answer - ANSWERED


* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ~ ~ He did.. They just didn't show it in the movies they made of him..

* Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? ~ ~ The same reason we wring out a wash cloth after we have squeezed it dry..

* Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? ~ ~ It is actually a reinstatment fee to keep doing business there..

* What is the speed of darkness? ~ ~ Darkness has no speed.. There is only a lack of light..

* Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? ~ ~ Maybe they woke up every two hours.. grin..

* If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? ~ ~ Double zero of course..

* Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? ~ ~ Yes ,, They really do live longer..

* How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ~ ~ WoW ,,, I don't know.. Maybe we didn't need them until then..

* Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? ~ ~ Because down on the ground all one can see is the building across the street..

* Did you ever stop and wonder...... ~ ~ About what??

* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' ~ ~ I think his name was Adam..

* Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum.' ~ ~ I think it may have been Adam that did this too..

* Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? ~ ~ It also has a very low setting.. To give everyone their own choice..

* Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? ~ ~ I don't know that..

* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? ~ ~ Maybe they just need to wash their hands..

* Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? ~ ~ So they can keep their mind on their work ,, if they don't have to look anyone in the face..

* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ~ ~ They are different breeds of dogs though...

* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? ~ ~ Well they are certainly NOT quizzical!!

* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? ~ ~ That's a Trade secret..

* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ~ ~ Only if they are standing in water or wet their fingers first..

* Why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ~ ~ Why Not??

* Stop singing and read on......... ~ ~ Awwwwwwww

* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? ~ ~ No..

* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? ~ ~ My dog starts licking at me..

* Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? ~ ~ "YES!!!"

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers


So, this time a little humour won't spoil anything i believe. And so, look at these smart answers given to silly questions. Some are boring and some are really laughable.

Again i received this as an email from my friend. So this credit goes to him and not me.

Here it goes.....


1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
    Pupil : "The moon".
    Teacher : "Why?"
    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
    Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
    Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

World's Most Richest Royals

Well, look at these Royal Men with all the money they can have and all the things they can do. I wish i was born like that in a silver spoon. Just kidding.

I received this as an email from my friend from EnjoyTheMasti.com. You can subscribe and get loads of interesting and rare news and facts as email. So go on and don't wait. And for those who don't want to subscribe , they can just out my posts and i'll be giving you all the information possible.

So here are the ten guys with money like no one can have.



10. Prince Karim Al Husseini, Aga Khan
Fortune: $800 million (unchanged)
Age: 73

Spiritual leader of the world's Ismaili Muslims chairs the Aga Khan Development Network, which promotes investments in Asia and Africa. Passionate horse breeder owns an estimated 800 thoroughbreds at stud farms in Ireland and France; holds stake in Goffs, one of Britain's largest horse auction houses, and French horse auction house Arqana. Filed suit this year against two Canadians for copyright infringement; the pair published a book using Aga Khan's writings, allegedly without approval.


9. Prince Albert II, Monaco
Fortune: $1 billion (unchanged)
Age: 52

Head of 700-year-old Grimaldi family attempting to add onto Monaco, which is smaller than New York's Central Park, by erecting new district on pillars at sea. Promoting his new film Antarctica 2009: A Continent in a State of Alert, based on his 17-day trek there. In June long-time bachelor announced engagement to former South African Olympic swimmer Charlene Wittstock. Being sued by former employee Robert Eringer, an alleged spymaster for Monaco, for back pay. Family fortune includes real estate, art, antique cars, stamps and stake in Monte Carlo's casino.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Cricket's Most Iconic moments

Now i have been thinking to write something about cricket for a long time. But i really don't want to write about the current ongoing series in England. That's still heart breaking to write, as my Indian team got their ass whipped. So let's just go back to the past and cherish those memories.

This was actually sent to me as an e-mail by a friend of mine. I know many of you don't know about this so just read it and enjoy. There are 21 such iconic moments sorted randomly. Some are most cherishable and some are most disgraceful.

1. Pakistan's Javed Miandad clashed with Australia's Dennis Lillee in one of the most disgraceful incidents on a cricket field. Lillee and Javed collided as the batsman completed a run during the November 1981 Perth Test. Lillee proceeded to kick Javed on the leg to which Javed reacted angrily, threatening to hit the bowler with his bat. Umpire Tony Crafter stepped between the two as Lillee prepared to have another go at Javed. The blame for the incident was laid on Lillee by many experts. Former Australian captains like Bob Simpson and Ian Chappell condemned Lillee's behaviour.


2. In Birmingham, August 7 2005, at the end of one of the greatest Test matches ever, England all-rounder Andrew Flintoff broke away from the team celebrations to console the dejected Australian batsman Brett Lee. Lee and Michael Kasprowicz had brought Australia within three runs of an unlikely win before Kasprowicz got out. England went on to win the Ashes for the first time in 19 years, but this moment stood out and Flintoff was applauded for his thoughtfulness. Despite intense rivalry between the two teams, Flintoff and Lee remain mates.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Vedic Rituals and Routines!!! Why do wear marks (tilak, and the like) on the forehead?


img from google

The tilak invokes a feeling of sanctity in the wearer and the others. It is recognized as a religious mark. Its form and colour vary according to one's caste, religious sect or the form of te Lord worshipped.

In earlier times, the four castes (based on varna or colour) - Brahmana, Kshatriya, Vaishya and Sudra - applied marks differently. The brahmin applied a white chandan mark signifying purity, as his profession was of a priestly or academic nature. The kshatriya applied a red kumkum mark signifying valour as he belonged to warrior races. The vaishya wore a yellow kesar or turmeric mark signifying prosperity as he was a businessman or trader devoted to creation of wealth. The sudra applied a black bhasma or kasturi mark signifying service as he supported the work of other three divisions.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Vedic Rituals and Routines!!! Why do we prostrate before parents and elders?



Indians prostrate before their parents, elders, teachers and noble souls, by touching their feet. The elders in turn bless us by placing their hand on or over our heads. Prostration is done daily, when we meet elders and particularly on important occasions like the beginning of a new task, birthdays, festivals, etc. In certain traditional circles, prostration is accompanied by 'abhivaadana', which serves to introduce oneself, announce one's family and lineage.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Vedic Rituals and Routines !!! Why do we do Namaste (Salutation)?



Indians greet each other with namaste. The two palms are placed together in front of the chest and the head bows whilst saying the word namaste. This greeting is for all ----- people younger than us, of our own age, those older, even strangers.

There are five forms of formal traditional greetings in the Sastras, of which 'namaskar' is one. This is understood as prostration, but it actually refers to paying homage as we do today when we greet each other with a namaste.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Facebook Ramayana !!!


Ever wondered what would happen if all those epic tales and history were to be re-happened at the present time???? Now a days, facebook is one the most famous and used social sites in this web world. And if only Ramayana was to be happening now. Just imagine Lord Rama and Mother Sita and Lord Hanuman and Raavan and all other characters from the epic Ramayana to be using facebook.

It's kinda funny and please don't take this seriously as this is just for a change of heart and to see people's creativeness. This was mailed to me by a friend. So look at it and see the funny side of it rather than taking it to your heart.

Here it goes.....

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Natural Facts 4

* At the current rate of tropical forest loss, 5-10 percent of tropical rainforest species will be lost per decade.

* Baikal lake in Russia Fed. is the deepest lake (5315 ft) in the world.

* Bananas are actually giant herbs, related to the orchid family. They die after fruiting, like all herbs do.

* Between evaporation and falling as precipitation, a droplet of water may travel thousands of miles.

* Blue whales are found throughout the world's oceans. The lifespan is estimated to be 80 years and population is between 1300 and 2000 only, its dangerously low.

* Both female and male African elephants have tusks but only the male Asian elephants have tusks. They use their tusks for digging and finding food.

* Butterflies taste with their hind feet.

* Canada has the longest coastline of any country, at 56,453 miles or around 15 percent of the world's 372,384 miles of coastlines.

* Cats have over 100 vocal sounds, while dogs only have about 10.

* Certain fireflies emit a light so penetrating that it can pass through flesh and wood.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Natural Facts 3

* An average adult human has skin weighing 3 kilograms in total.

* An elephant can use its tusks to dig for ground water. An adult elephant needs to drink around 210 litres of water a day.

* An elephant's trunk can grow to be about 2 metres long and can weigh up to 140 kg. Some scientist believe that an elephant's trunk is made up of 100,000 muscles, but no bones.

* Antarctica is the highest, driest and coldest continent on earth.

* Ants cannot chew their food, they move their jaws sideways, like scissors, to extract the juices from the food.

* Asia continent is covered 30% of the total earth land area, but represent 60% of the world population.

* At any given time, on average there are about 1800 thunderstorms occurring on earth with 100 lightening strikes per second.

* At the deepest point in the ocean the pressure is more than 8 tons per square inch,or the equivalent of one person trying to hold up 50 jumbo jets against the force of gravity.

* Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.

* Babies are born far sighted. Their eyes start to focus properly between three to six months of age.

Monday, September 5, 2011

I never knew that !!! Did you ???



Q: Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left?
A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid's right!  And that's where women's buttons have remained since.

Q: Why do ships and aircraft use 'mayday' as their call for help?
A: This comes from the French word m'aidez -meaning 'help me' -- and is pronounced, approximately, 'mayday.'

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Natural Facts 2

* A kind of jellyfish (Turritopsis nutricula) upon reaching adulthood can transform itself back to childhood by converting its cells. It may repeat this to live forever.

* A large woodpecker can peck as fast as 20 times a second and up to 12,000 times a day.

* A lobster has a sense of smell about 1000 times keener than a human.

* A molecule of water will stay in Earth's atmosphere for an average duration of 10-12 years.

* A single bacteria cell, given all the food it needs, could divide into a ball of cells the size of the earth in 24 hours.

* About half the communications between nations are via underwater cables.

* After mating, the female black widow spider turns on her partner and devours him. The female may dispatch as many as 25 suitors a day in this manner.

* American Roy Sullivan has been struck by lightening a record seven times.

* An alligator may go through  2000 - 3000 teeth in a lifetime.

* An ant can survive for up to 2 weeks underwater..

Friday, September 2, 2011

Naruto 553 : On the Battlefield !!!


Well, in the last chapter, at the ending we saw a hand in the corner of the last page with a ninjutsu. Now everybody was sure, it was Naruto. Itachi and Nagato were also super cool in the previous chapters. But whatever, Itachi always rocks and so does Naruto too.

In the end Naruto gets off to the battlefield in all directions through his shadow clone jutsu in the kyubi mode. When Gaara and the Tsuchikage were fighting, Naruto joins the battle.

You can read my previous review here.

Bleach 462 : Why Me Sad


Why Me Sad ? That's the name of the chapter this week. And it is as always a good chapter. Last week the chapter was really interesting and good, as Ichigo got his powers back and not only that. Everybody accepted to  give him some of their reiatsu. And then at the end there was a shock for all of us, Hitsugaya says that Ginjou was the first ever Substitute Shinigami to appear in the Soul Society

You can view my review for the previous chapter here.

So this chapter starts with Ichigo being shocked at the news of Ginjou being the first ever Substitute Shinigami.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Did you know Michael Jackson ???



He is a favourite of mine and a lot others too. It has been two years since Michael Jackson passed away but his glory has not at all faded from our hearts and minds.

Hailed all over the world as the 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson's fairytale life was always under the public scanner. Everything he did made it to the headlines while he lived, and he kept on making news even after his death. This can definitely be attributed to the impact he had and curiosity he generated on people.

Now let's take a look at some interesting facts about Michael Jackson.

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